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Advanced Dragon Psychology

Dragons understand psychology much better than humans do. Some dragonologists believe that psychology began with dragons. This is quite possible.

There are 40 advanced things for you to understand here with regard to dragon psychology

1. Strength. Dragons never complain unless they are in danger of dying. They teach this principle to their young ones at an early age.
2. Self-reliance. Dragons know to never ask for anything for themselves, as in not asking, it will show class and make it more likely for others to give them what they want.
3. Assistance. Dragons always ask for others first.
4. Cool. Dragons don't say much because they don't need to. They understand the subtleties of body language and personal presence. Dragons are what many people would consider "cool."
5. Warmth. Dragons will always offer gifts to those who are worthy, and will always protect another dragon who is in need.
6. Silence. Dragons don't make much noise when they do things because they are closely linked with nature.
7. Privacy. Dragons never gossip, and are very respectful of the private lives of others.
8. Humor. Dragons are the best at playing practical jokes on one another.
9. Birthdays. Dragons celebrate birthdays by the lunar cycle. Each time 13 full moons pass, a dragon will celebrate its birthday.
10. Love. Dragons are excellent lovers (but I wouldn't know).
11. Kids. Dragons will sometimes do tricks for human children because they can.
12. Trees. Dragons can blend in pretty well amidst trees, and are excellent at hide and seek.
13. Age. Dragons age more slowly than humans. Their skin is resistant to wrinkles because it is made of scales. Some dragons grow beards, and this is a sign of age and status. Female dragons do not grow beards, but they may wear jewelry or adorn themselves with tattoos to show their prestige.
14. Law. Dragons are each individually cultured enough not to need a law, except the intuitive principles that all dragons innately obey.
15. Weather. Some dragons enjoy controlling the weather, whereas some do it because they have to, due to spiritual obligations (mainly in China).
16. Clouds. When a dragon spots a dragon-shaped cloud, the dragon can always tell that it is a cloud and will never try to mate with it. Dragons never mate on the first meeting anyway.
17. Music. Dragons can sing. To the unrefined ear, it sounds like a series of grunts. To the refined ear, it sounds like a series of very melodic grunts.
18. Kung fu. All Chinese dragons know Kung Fu.
19. Tennis. Usually, western dragons are not versed in the game of Tennis, although they can play chess very well.
20. Musicals. Dragons enjoy going to Broadway musicals disguised as Chihuahuas of old money from the Upper East Side.
21. Ghosts. Dragons can talk to ghosts whenever.
22. Beer. Dragons do not drink beer.
23. Salamanders. A salamander is supposedly a fiery lizard that is a distant cousin of dragons. As the legend has it, the first salamander was set on fire by a dragon centuries ago, and his offspring were on fire when they hatched too. Dragons feel a lot of guilt for this, and it is a topic that they try to avoid.
24. Mastery. Whatever a dragon does, he will try to master the art of it.
25. Painting. Some dragons paint as a hobby that relieves them from the stresses of daily life. These same dragons are also frustrated by the fact that their work (for obvious reasons) cannot be featured in art shows of mortals. Nonetheless, none of these artistic dragons would qualify as a "struggling artist."
26. Getting it. Dragons get it. They really get it.
27. Gold. Dragons like gold, but prefer platinum.
28. Advanced. Dragons like doing advanced things. They put quality into everything they do.
29. Me. I am friends with a lot of dragons. Sometimes we all drink wine and talk about advanced dragonosophy.
30. The Bends. Dragons can breathe underwater and come to the surface from any depth without getting the bends.
31. Dragons. Dragons are very fond of all other members of dragonkind.
32. Perfume. Dragons are rumored to be fond of the smell of cat urine. This is not true. Nobody likes the smell of cat urine. Dragons roll around in flowers to smell nice.
33. Johnny Depp. Dragons admire the acting of Johnny Depp. Note: Johnny Depp has not been knighted by the queen of England.
34. Dogs. Dragons are fonder of cats than they are of dogs.
35. Robots. Dragons do not think it is possible, in principle, for a machine to have consciousness. However, they do enjoy current technologies, such as the internet, which they browse in order to find treasure. Dragons are especially fond of E-bay.
36. Wine. Dragons collect fine wines because of their intrinsic and extrinsic value. They can pronounce the names of any French wine with a perfect French accent.
37. Hamsters. Dragons have no desire to keep hamsters as pets.
38. Pants. Dragons do not wear pants.
39. Crabs. Dragons generally do not like seafood and are immune to the types of lice that are common to humans.
40. Napkins. When dragons eat, they do not use napkins.

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