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An Introduction to Everythingdragons.com
by Vanderford Ryerson, PhD, DoD (Doctor of Dragonology)
This website was created to inform people about dragons...
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The Physiology of Dragon Fire
There are a few different theories on how dragons breathe fire. In no particular order, they are as follows...
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Dragon Principles of Attacking Humans
Many people believe that dragons will always attack or eat humans, and this could not be further from the truth...
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Dragon Courting and Mating Behaviors
Parental guidance is suggested for this section, just in case children have any questions...
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The Basics of Dragon Psychology
To really understand dragons, we must understand their psychology. Although it is impossible to cover the breadth ...
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Advanced Dragon Psychology
Dragons understand psychology much better than humans do. Some dragonologists believe that psychology began with dragons. This is quite possible...
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Dragonosophy (Wisdom of the Dragons)
In this section, I'm going to offer you some of the more profound insights that the life of a dragon has to offer. I call these insights, "Dragonosophy"...
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How to Befriend a Dragon
Although I cannot tell you exactly how to befriend a dragon (as dragons are as selective with their friends as humans are, if not more so), I can tell you how to establish initial contact...
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Question & Answer with Dr. Ryerson #1
"...Some people say that accounts of dragons in history are actually of dinosaurs that had not yet gone extinct. What do you think of this theory?..."
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Question & Answer with Dr. Ryerson #2
"...You say that you've "observed" lots of dragons, but why should we believe you? Neither me, my friends, or anyone else I know has seen a dragon, so how the h-e-double-hockey-stick do I know you aren't just making this crazy stuff up?..."
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Question & Answer with Dr. Ryerson #3
"...I was reading your dragon site earlier today, and I must say that I am very impressed with the work you've done. I'm an art teacher at a middle school here in Texas, and in my spare time I make dragon sculptures..."
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An Interview with a Dragon - Part I: How Dragons Have Remained Hidden
In April of last year, I had the good fortune of being able to interview a real dragon. This constitutes a great breakthrough in Dragonology research, as ...
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An Interview with a Dragon - Part II: How Dragons Have Remained Hidden (cont'd)
"...It's actually easier than you would think. Humans are not cognizant of many things that are always right in front of them. ..."
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An Interview with a Dragon - Part III: Dragon Humor
"...Like what? What would a dragon send through? A tempest? A whirlwind?..."
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An Interview with a Dragon - Part IV: More about Dragons and Wizards
"...Once a dragon has gone through a wizard's portal, it has to obey one command that the wizard gives, and then it is free to leave..."
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An Interview with a Dragon - Part V: The Story of Bertrand
"...And with that, Bertrand was off to Julian's lair, before Damien could question what he meant in the alleged agreement..."
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An Interview with a Dragon - Part VI: The Story of Bertrand Continued
"...Hm, I would only want to do that in a real emergency. I run the gaming club at my university, and people should be able to see me when we have meetings or play AD&D..."
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An Interview with a Dragon - Part VII: Conclusion to the Story of Bertrand
"...Just keep fighting the good fight, and if you can, see to it that your rival Damien never summons another dragon..."
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An Interview with a Dragon - Part VIII: Dragons' Fire Breath
"...Well, it's so simple that we're surprised that humans haven't figured out how to do it on their own. But then again, given humanity's current state of moral development..."
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An Interview with a Dragon - Part IX: Dragons, Psychology, and Unicorns
"...I am a few centuries old, so I have had a lot of time to observe humans. Also, dragons have been aware of the science of psychology long before..."
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An Interview with a Dragon - Part X: A Not-So-Funny Instance of Dragon Humor
"...Denial will get you nowhere Dr. Ryerson. You can't fool someone who is 700 and some-odd years your senior. You leave me no choice..."
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An Interview with a Dragon - Part XI: The Joke Continues
"...Look [struggling to remain calm] let's go back to square one. We were talking, everything was going fine. I asked you about dragon fire breathing, and you told me nothing..."
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An Interview with a Dragon - Part XII: The Punchline
"...Dr. Ryerson, come on. You know me better than that. I tried to at least give you a hint when I asked for silverware and a napkin. Dragons don't use napkins, remember?..."
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An Interview with a Dragon - Part XIII: Dr. Ryerson Receives a Lesson
"...It's really great that you're interested in us, but maybe you should spend some time doing things like going to the park, or maybe finding a girlfriend..."
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